Monday, September 22, 2008

my pee song failed

i had to pee and when i can hear a lot of people talking it is almost impossible for me to go.
so while i was standing in the men's room i could hear everyone talking...
i started to sing my song.
nothing.
i started the song again.
nothing.
the third time i started... i finally started to go.
i never thought my pee song would fail. i was wrong... how could i be so wrong!

2 comments:

SRoSeNcRaNs said...

i would like to know what your pee song is....perhaps "like a bridge over troubled water" or "don't go down to the water's edge"??? terribly personal i know, but you opened the can of worms....

Tommy said...

"relax" i never realized it was a "dirty" song until one fateful night i had to sing the whole thing.
"relax, don't do it, when you're gonna go through it, relax don't do it... when you gonna ____?"

i open a lot of can of worms...