i discovered an old pic. it is one of a lovely person. one who believed in tinted glasses and the mullet. sure he was a little on the heavey side. he loved jelly sandwiches and playing with action figures on the back of the toilet while pooping. in this pic we also see him sporting his baseball uniform. he didn't really care for sports, but he played anyway. he wasn't really that bad though. he was known to hit a few people home, but never really made it home himself. running caused him to sweat. he didn't like to do that. he played the most important position (left field). but sadly he left the giants to stay home and watch saturday cartoons. when he asked the coach if he could play in the shade, he was laughed at. sad but true.