Friday, August 08, 2008

focus on your own family!

last night i had the honor of spending a few hours listening to a bunch of people talk in circles. they tried to paint these images of hope driving the vehicle (what the heck does that mean? i know who hope is, but what is the vehicle and how can i avoid it's path of destruction)? they talked about churches working hand in hand (that will never happen. the churches around here think they are better than one another). they gave speeches of declare, share, and repair or something retarded like that.

don't get me wrong. i wish focus on the family could save this community and millions like it, but they can't. the problem(there are a lot more problems trust me.. like the fact they give really bad speeches, they twist scripture to justify them begging for money..it could go on) with focus on the family is they only trust in the churches to help. not a bad idea if the churches actually were sane or able to see beyond their own views, but i know all too well that the pastors cannot get a long (i used run the score clock for a church league basketball outreach... boy do those preachers get nasty and use words my mom would wash my mouth out with soap for saying.. actually she never washed my mouth out, but she did my twin. it was funny).

i think the highlight of the night was watching josh. he has no facial expressions when sitting in a room full of people talking about retarded things. he doesn't even roll his eyes. i watch and wait for a bead of sweat, but nothing. i have told him often that i wish i could read his mind then i would know what he was thinking, but until then i will make up stories in my head of what he is thinking (he thinks about pink ponies way too much).

i guess i write all of this to say... and in the words of my friend james langteaux (who called right in the middle of the most important part of the speech... the sinners prayer!).."james dobson, focus on your own dang (avoiding soap in the mouth) family! then smile and say "have a bless-ed evening" (which i can't say what james told me that meant in southern talk).

in other news... i am starving. i haven't had breakfast yet, i have to go to court in a few minutes, and i have 3 paper cuts on my hand... it's going to be a wonderful day... it will be much better once i get to eat. i guess i could go get a twinkie...mmmmm...
also.. sorry if there are a lot of mistakes in this. i am just a retard most days...

3 comments:

Your favorite father-in-law said...

What did James Dobson ever do to you and why do you feel the need to criticize him in such a hurtful way? Focus on the Family may not do things the way you would but at least they are trying to make a difference. By the way I have never noticed them "begging" for money.

GOD said...

UH OH. YOU PISSED OFF YOUR DADDY-IN-LAW. YOU'LL PROBABLY GO TO HELL NOW.

YOU BETTER START BEING GOOD. STOP THAT DRINKIN' AND SMOKIN' AND THAT OTHER STUFF YOU DO. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN' BOUT.

BUT I MIGHT JUST SEND YOU TO HELL FOR THE HELL OF IT. I CAN DO THAT YOU KNOW.

ME BLESS!

Tommy said...

to my favorite father-in-law. i am able to say these things cause i have sat through two meetings with focus on the family. i have heard their sales pitch. i have see them completely ignore the seperation of church and state.
maybe i should be more like you and just make fun of liberals.

to "god".... you read my blog?!