Tuesday, March 04, 2008

things you should never say to your wife

wow, (insert friend's name here)looks really hot!
i doubt morning sickness is that bad.
is that really supposed to look like that on you?
did you do that smell?
can i borrow your nair?
you clean? when have you ever done that?
i hope our kid hates math.
your voice hurts my ears.
you must really like whining.
shut up.
the last one is the most dangerous one to say. i told her to shut up this past weekend and i thought she was going to pull my heart out with her bare hands.. and she hates to get her hands dirty.

7 comments:

Sgt. Salt said...

i think it's time to introduce my sister to the ol' backhand

Anonymous said...

not funny...

Tommy said...

if you are talking about sgt.salt's comment. you must realize that he is family and his sister knows that. and she laughed just like i did. so...yeah.. it is funny.

Sgt. Salt said...

anonymous must have been talking about your blog, tommy, since backhand jokes are always funny. i would take offense if i was you.

Anonymous said...

I personally liked "I hope our kid hates math!" BTW, are you naming your kids Jasper? has it been long enough to even know what you're having??

Anonymous said...

Oh, that last anonymous was me, sara murphy, just in case you were wondering. I didn't write the not funny one though, because I think it's quite hilarious.

Tommy said...

thank you sara and no we don't know what the baby is going to be, but i am still calling it jasper. i think it is a perfect name for a boy or girl, don't you think?
thanks for the comment and i agree that it was a funny comment that danny made.